Mike Tyson is the greatest heavyweight ever

AO: Big Creek

When: 2025-04-09

QIC: Napalm

PAX (6): DirtyMO, F3 Benny, Ma Bell, Napalm, Snowman, Swiper

Preamble:

Mike Tyson is the greatest heavyweight boxer ever.  He would have beaten Muhamad Ali, Joe Lewis or any other heavyweight is his prime. This morning, we acknowledged that fact by doing a lot of Mike Tyson pushups.

Warm-O-Rama:

We made the warm up mosey a bit longer, and up-hill.  Followed by the standard, run-o-the mill wram-o-rama, devoid of side-straddle-hops.  Benny and Swiper arrived toward the end of warm-o-rama.  We worked in a few Mike Tyson facts as well.

The Thang:

First, we picked out good sized coupons from the coupon pile Next, we took those coupons to one end of the retention basin, with the big ditch running through it Then, we threw the good-sized coupon as far as we could, ran across the retention basin, hopping over the ditch and up the other side to the parking lot, where we did 10 Mike Tyson pushups Followed by, running back to your coupon, hoping over the ditch, and throwing it as far as possible which moved it slightly closer to the other end of the retention basin, repeating the process until we managed to move our coupons from one end of the retention basin to the other A five-burpee penalty was imposed on anyone who threw their coupon into the ditch Nobody was able to successfully throw their coupon up the last hill to the parking lot before we ran out of time and had to mosey back to the flag for one last Mike Tyson fact  

COT:

There are a lot of people who are hurting, be it physically or emotionally, out there.  Odds are that they are closer than we know, so we should endeavor to know our neighbors and love our neighbors as ourselves, just as we are commanded by our Lord to do.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

While Tyson is the greatest heavyweight ever, he's not the greatest boxer.  That title belongs to Julio Cesar Chavez.

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